Oh thank you!
And here is my Christmas gift to each an every one of you...
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something Christmas-y.The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in.The second man presents a Christmas card, so he is also allowed in.The third man pulls out a pair of panties.Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"He answered, "They're Carol's."
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